C’est la vie

I’ve been at war with some sleazy Russian hackers for years, and the sneaky Cossack sluts finally toasted my mysql database. Even my backups are shot.

Well done, Ivan the Spammer. I hope all the limp-cock losers to whom you’ve helped sell cheap Indian Viagra knock-offs finally get their dicks hard.

Luckily I have all the original essays saved offline on my computer, and I can import them back into my blog, but I’ve decided to start anew and not only redesign my blog, but also take it in a different direction.

So thank you, you slimy Russian hacker pricks.

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